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Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.
So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.
Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.
I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.
Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.
i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies
we’re gonna be just fine bro
I’m with Jasper. Watch out, fuckers.
Scoot and I are about to fuck up /all/ the zombies with…MAGIC, mOtHeRfUcKeRs! Also, we now have a lifetime supply of Nutella and whole wheat bread. :U
Me and Steph against the zombies with Nero’s Red Queen (and/or Blue Rose) and a lifetime supply of bagels.
We can make this shit work.
Me and Nathalia against the Zombies with Mog (so a sword/bow) and a lifetime supply of chicken.
KUPO!
Me and Tina survived against the Zombies. Personas (Persona 4) are my weapon of choice and a lifetime supply of pudding.
Hm.Jams and I! Keyblade! FRENCH FRIES
I survive with my brother, Jamil. He’s been dying for a zombie apocalypse.
Assault rifle from Mass Effect 2. Suck it flesh-eaters.
And a lifetime supply of Bush’s baked beans, olives, and pita bread.
Seems legit.
Cosita; A car?; Angel hair with soy-italian sausage and assorted veggies (and a Snickers). I think we’re gonna be OK. There’ll be a lot of bitching but it’s kinda suiting that we’ll have a car as a weapon seeing as most of our friendship has been developed in cars.
(Source: victran, via heirofmedusa)
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Key, Togekiss, vegetarian spaghetti bolognese. I’m good with that.
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last person texted: ferocious flute we got this. Weapon: sonic screwdriver FTW!! Food: steak. we good!
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Um…..last person I texted…my mom. Last weapon was a shovel. Last thing I ate was a doughnut. I’m screwed…
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DEAL! XD Because of the chicken burgers! But if the zombies come too close, you can sever their spines with the blades....
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ever-so-nice reblogged this from aerix-spades and added:
ok, Aerix and me, though I only have hidden blades, so the killing of zombies is up to you! Also, we have a lifetime...
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My younger sister who is in college on Military scholarship and Magmar I think I stand a chance I also ate poptarts so I...
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thepelicansprivates reblogged this from chris-biggles and added:
I’m with max, we have assault rifles and we have a life time supply of bacon chops! We will survive!
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I’m with Matt, we have axes and we’re loaded up with cereals and yogurt. s’gonna be good.
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So I just did this again and I’m with my dad, we have crossbows and a lifetime supply of smoky bacon crisps. Not being...
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Jaz and I Fightin using Commando’s. Lifetime supply of Chocolate Chip Cookies. Not bad. No bad at all. I look forward to...
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aurynx reblogged this from rrowdybeast and added:
My friend Chark, A greatsword, and cinnamon rolls. Well, I won’t be at a loss for good backup, but I get the feeling...
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xxkeminxx reblogged this from asbeltheriolu and added:
Nah I still got better.
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asbeltheriolu reblogged this from xxkeminxx and added:
my partner is timcampy my weapon is the arwing and have an unlimited amount of chewy ok, the zombies are screwed!
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unknown-alliance-infiltrator reblogged this from phoenix-osmacar-drelum and added:
AT-12 raider (mass effect 3), noble 6 (halo reach), and pizza. I am fucking set!
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Dmr, tortilla chips&Monster Assault, And Ron’s mun is the last person I Im’ed LOL
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Bacon Egg and Cheese Buiscuts, burgers, and hamburger helper for food. A Drill, .50 MG, Sawed Off Shotgun plus some...
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My moirail, a planet cracker plasma cutter with a hydraulic knife? Also I just ate sour patch kids„„
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well, the dmr and, rod cannon and pizza, coke, dp and walkers crisps, I am about as fucked as krones giant spider walker...
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my dude darius, a katana, and chicken alfredo lmfao
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Baker, a ball on peggle, and a peanut butter and banana sandwich. i dont know what will kill me first.. the zombies or...
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I don’t I.M., so I’ll use the last person I had a minor internet conversation with… Muramoko...
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*stand alone because of the lack of phone too text someone with* Wepl atleast I have this random rock from the second...
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OK, I have my fiancee on my side, portal device (do Angry Birds count? :P) and huge pack of Paprika Chips… So I guess...
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((Mod: Mod for Ask Clumsey Rose, a Plasma Grenade Launcher, and pizza… *sunshades* the zombie apocalypse is lookin...
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My mom, the assassins creed hidden blade thing and Buttercream icing. I doubt the blade would help at all, I’d just hurt...
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I will survive with my beloved girlfriend Imaginary Road (YES!) I will use a shotgun (FUCK YES!) And I’ll have a...
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MARLENE, THE KEYBLADE, A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CRISPS I will be a fat victor, in the end.
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haven’t IM’d or texted anyone in...while, so the last one would be Steph, she could kick...
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Frack. Some kid, a thinger, and pocky.
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Matt. Im pretty good. 12 Gauge Pump. Fucking A. Im set. Reese’s Big Cups. Fuck the zombie apocalypse im surviving
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okay, with Testament’s scythe, but probably get sick of chicken…]
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Don, a flamethrower, and Nutella. FUCK YEAH
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