thegoddamazon:

european-booty-scratcher:

thetigerinspace:

brandondominguez:

shinimegami:

germanjunkiewhore:

swaggaraptor:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.
So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.
I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.
Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies
we’re gonna be just fine bro

I’m with Jasper. Watch out, fuckers.

Scoot and I are about to fuck up /all/ the zombies with…MAGIC, mOtHeRfUcKeRs! Also, we now have a lifetime supply of Nutella and whole wheat bread. :U

Me and Steph against the zombies with Nero’s Red Queen (and/or Blue Rose) and a lifetime supply of bagels.
We can make this shit work.

Me and Nathalia against the Zombies with Mog (so a sword/bow) and a lifetime supply of chicken.
KUPO!

Me and Tina survived against the Zombies. Personas (Persona 4) are my weapon of choice and a lifetime supply of pudding.Hm. 

Jams and I! Keyblade! FRENCH FRIES

I survive with my brother, Jamil. He’s been dying for a zombie apocalypse.
Assault rifle from Mass Effect 2. Suck it flesh-eaters.
And a lifetime supply of Bush’s baked beans, olives, and pita bread.
Seems legit.

Cosita; A car?; Angel hair with soy-italian sausage and assorted veggies (and a Snickers). I think we’re gonna be OK. There’ll be a lot of bitching but it’s kinda suiting that we’ll have a car as a weapon seeing as most of our friendship has been developed in cars.

thegoddamazon:

european-booty-scratcher:

thetigerinspace:

brandondominguez:

shinimegami:

germanjunkiewhore:

swaggaraptor:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

I’m with Jasper. Watch out, fuckers.

Scoot and I are about to fuck up /all/ the zombies with…MAGIC, mOtHeRfUcKeRs! Also, we now have a lifetime supply of Nutella and whole wheat bread. :U

Me and Steph against the zombies with Nero’s Red Queen (and/or Blue Rose) and a lifetime supply of bagels.

We can make this shit work.

Me and Nathalia against the Zombies with Mog (so a sword/bow) and a lifetime supply of chicken.

KUPO!

Me and Tina survived against the Zombies. Personas (Persona 4) are my weapon of choice and a lifetime supply of pudding.

Hm. 

Jams and I! Keyblade! FRENCH FRIES

I survive with my brother, Jamil. He’s been dying for a zombie apocalypse.

Assault rifle from Mass Effect 2. Suck it flesh-eaters.

And a lifetime supply of Bush’s baked beans, olives, and pita bread.

Seems legit.

Cosita; A car?; Angel hair with soy-italian sausage and assorted veggies (and a Snickers). I think we’re gonna be OK. There’ll be a lot of bitching but it’s kinda suiting that we’ll have a car as a weapon seeing as most of our friendship has been developed in cars.

(via the-goddamazon)